Tips for Guests

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and

Question : "What would you like to have.. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"

Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer : "White"

Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer : "With milk"

Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.

Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"

Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"

Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"